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“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”

Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”

Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment. 

Oh, okay. 

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”

I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.

Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword

from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor) 

“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”

…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.

“Tenants Improvement and betterments pay at actual cash value if repairs are made promptly but pays nothing if repairs or replacement are paid by others”

yeah property and casualty book for texas insurance laws.

Repeat step 5 until you have selected a size code for each block.

…what?

“”Same as you, investigating,’ Ryuzaki said, without the slightest change in his expression.”

Well, it looks like someone will be, erm, performing an “investigation” on me.

“A Sim’s business rank can be viewed in several places:”

Why did this appear on my dash AFTER I cleaned my room. >_<

This is the 2nd closest thing to heaven on Earth.

(Source: weheartit.com, via pinky-noodle)